ic inbox!

[secundus]

 

[ it's just the basic voicemail message, complete with the gentle female automated operator telling you you've reached the inbox of—awkward pause, jason's voice saying his own name—and that he's unavailable at the moment. leave a message after the beep. ]

Comments

[drunkenfist]

cant say im happy to hear that
but i also kind of am?
i mean u gotta put those muscles to use somehow right
just wish it didnt have to be that way
idk what im saying its late

[ and she's juggling a few things at the moment, so she's also not quite doing so well at keeping on top of her own brand of humor. ]

dont think ill be getting any sleep tonight

[secundus]

[ it's a bad idea to offer her solace with him, and an equally bad idea to offer to keep her company over there. he doesn't want to seem distant, though, so he'll just—make conversation. might as well. ]

me neither

do you think these devices have angry birds installed?

[drunkenfist]

[ conversation's good! conversation she can do until castiel kicks her ass into going down to the fire temple.

part of her wonders if she should invite him along because having two strong guys to help out would be better, but she also doesn't want to put anyone in undue danger. then again... ]

omfg no i cant believe u
fuck angry birds
that games the most frustrating thing evar
robot unicorn attacks wheres its at

[secundus]

oh please roxy

robot unicorn attack is stuck in that period of culturally significant phenomena where no one really plays it anymore and everyone is too embarrassed to admit they hopped on the bandwagon

#realtalk

[ yeah he just hashtagged in a text message. he misses twitter. ]

1/2

[drunkenfist]

[ LMFAO STARING AT THIS TEXT LIKE 6_6 ]

[drunkenfist]

this from the guy who just
fuckin hashtagged me
this isnt twitter bro
& its not that rolling site either
topplr?
idk something like that
you wanna talk bout culturally significant shit thats become an embarrassment.........

[ at least from her perspective, 400 years in the future. unless you're walking through a dreambubble, of course. ]

[secundus]

[ EXCUSE YOU ROXY ]

it's so not embarrassing

everyone does it

[ "everyone" being small teenage girls who have no sense of internet social grace. exactly jason's peer group. ]

[drunkenfist]

[ you're excused. ]

yeah ok sure they do
they bein 12 year old girls
#thetruth #youcanthandleit

[ why is it so easy to joke around with him when it seems like this world is ready to dissolve around them? roxy's not gonna take it for granted though; she appreciates this, as it will help her keep her wits about her later. ]

[secundus]

i am very sure i can #handleit thank you ma'am

i'm pretty popular

i know my way around the internet

[drunkenfist]

and yet youve never played a video game
legit theres a lot i dont get about you jay
thats okay im not complaining
it just kinda baffles me

[secundus]

[ he just doesn't have time for leisure... ok... which is not entirely true, but he can't exactly invest a lot of time in playing games now that he has the resources without looking like a massive manchild. a tragedy. ]

there's a lot i don't get about myself if i'm being honest but that's teetering on the philosophical

[drunkenfist]

[ like that's stopped anyone else. c'mon jason, let her take you to marino party 5 night at hiro's place once this all blows over. ]

u know
if were talkin not boring shit
im all kindsa into bein philosophical