[ said gifter just happens to be out at the moment when she gets the call, but far be it from her to simply ignore it and move on with her insignificant errand! without even checking to see who's calling, she lifts the device and hits "receive". ]

Heeeellooooooo~! You have reached the fabulous and beautiful Ro-Lal. Sad to say that she is off being her wonderful self so please leave a message after the beep! The sassier the bet—[ aaaand there's the sound of her knocking something over, distracted as she was by making a fool out of herself by acting like her own personal answering machine. ] —oh fuck shit goddammit—sorry! [ panicpanic, calling over her shoulder now. ] I'll pay for that!

[ sjgsdgjsg groans ]

Augh... [ inner crying ] Okay so it's not really my answering machine, sup?